1) Get on waiting list for tickets to the studio taping of "Dancing with the Stars".
2) Enjoy free, live entertainment with Jerry Rice and Michael Buble.
But free tickets to studio tapings are apparently worth EVEN MORE THAN NOTHING.
1) Arrive at studio on-time, tickets in hand
2) Watch as VIPs (guests of the studio, friends and family of contestants, dentists of the camera crew) trek to the front of the line and through security.
3) Feel the rain as it pours down on the coldest LA day of the new year.
4) Shuffle back and forth, mill around, and get wet for two hours all the while naively believing the nice lady telling us every few minutes: "just a few more minutes".
5) Discover that this particular taping is 30% overbooked, and that the other 200 people in line are in fact also non-VIP plebeians.
6) Like my pappy always used to say, "When you can't get into a studio taping of 'Dancing with the Stars', because your free tickets aren't worth as much as a VIP's free tickets, just go to Chipotle". So we did. Here are a few of the Stars we won't be Dancing with this evening:
Jerry Rice
Michael Buble (boob LEH)
And here's us (all dressed up, nowhere to go) with Yoshio and His Girlfriend:
Luke and Ailie
Yoshio and His Girlfriend
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